twelve_not_fourteen: (Episode 5 - Wut?)
Han Solo ([personal profile] twelve_not_fourteen) wrote in [personal profile] red_room 2017-09-01 03:09 pm (UTC)

There is a moment of silence in the cockpit.

"Height/weight measurement imbalance detected." The AI says in the same too pleasant voice that instantly got on the would be pilot's nerves. "Authorization pending. Please wait ..."

Han's eyebrow raises for a moment and then it dawns on him what 'height/weight imbalance' probably means.

"Hey, sweetheart. I think your new proportions are throwing it off."

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